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Date: 2007-12-12 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

I don't have standard Christmas cards, but that's okay. I just wanted to leave you a note to say Merry Christmas and all that seasonal joy stuff.


Date: 2008-01-21 12:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Greetings Female Island Resident!

My name is Charles J. Guiteau (you may have heard of me, I'm quite extraordinary) and I come to you with a proposition. I recently ran in the previous Council election and by some fluke or error did not succeed in securing a position, and am quite busy rectifying any possible problems with my social status and my popularity in hopes to improve my outcome in the next election. As such, I have decided it would be beneficial to myself and my reputation should I take a wife, and I believe any woman would find me an amiable mate.

As you may have already guessed, I would like to propose the idea of marriage to you. Please respond "yes" or "no". I have provided checkboxes below for your convenience.

[ ] - Yes
[ ] - No

I eagerly await your decision.

Charles J. Guiteau
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